The goal of this blog is pretty simple: We’re looking at every major history event that only happened in movies as if they were real historical events. If Hitler got shot in the face in Inglourious Basterds, that’s the version of history that we show here.
Keep in mind, I’m doing this for fun. It won’t always be in chronological order, because sometimes I have to add events that I forgot.
Please contact me if you have some suggestions and keep reading. :)
CREATION OF PLANET EARTH
A bunch of white giants, who look like the statue of liberty mixed with Elvis, decided to create life on planet earth. The origin or motives of these so called “Engineers” are quite blurry, but they were apparently pretty pissed off by the result later on.
1 290 BC
Imoteph, high priest for Seti 1, got buried alive after having committed adultery with Anck-Su-Namun. The Paraoh’s mistress body was completely covered in gold paint. When Imoteph touched her, he left his fingerprints on her body.
Seti 1 was highly admired by Auric Goldfinger, especially for his ruthlessness and his appreciation for golden naked girls.
(Movies: The Mummy)
Mathayus, the last survivor of the Akkadian Empire, fought the Egyptian Emperor Memnon and then became The Scorpion King.
(Movie: Scorpion King)
Classic historians believe that the Egyptian empire started around 3 100 BC, but the Pyramids turned out to be built 6 900 years earlier, with the help of mammoths.
(Movie: 10 000 BC)