1 290 BC

Imoteph, high priest for Seti 1, got buried alive after having committed adultery with Anck-Su-Namun. The Paraoh’s mistress body was completely covered in gold paint. When Imoteph touched her, he left his fingerprints on her body.

Seti 1 was highly admired by Auric Goldfinger, especially for his ruthlessness and his appreciation for golden naked girls.

(Movies: The Mummy, Universal Pictures)

1 290 BC

Imoteph, high priest for Seti 1, got buried alive after having committed adultery with Anck-Su-Namun. The Paraoh’s mistress body was completely covered in gold paint. When Imoteph touched her, he left his fingerprints on her body.

Seti 1 was highly admired by Auric Goldfinger, especially for his ruthlessness and his appreciation for golden naked girls.

(Movies: The Mummy, Universal Pictures)

3 200 BC

Mathayus, the last survivor of the Akkadian Empire, fought the Egyptian Emperor Memnon and then became The Scorpion King. According to legends, he could turn into a human scorpion.

(Movie: Scorpion King, Universal Pictures)

3 200 BC
Mathayus, the last survivor of the Akkadian Empire, fought the Egyptian Emperor Memnon and then became The Scorpion King. According to legends, he could turn into a human scorpion.
(Movie: Scorpion King, Universal Pictures)

3 200 BC

Mathayus, the last survivor of the Akkadian Empire, fought the Egyptian Emperor Memnon and then became The Scorpion King. According to legends, he could turn into a human scorpion.

(Movie: Scorpion King, Universal Pictures)

10 000 BC

Classic historians believe that the Egyptian empire started around 3 100 BC, but the Pyramids turned out to be built 6 900 years earlier, with the help of mammoths.

(Movie: 10 000 BC)

10 000 BC

Classic historians believe that the Egyptian empire started around 3 100 BC, but the Pyramids turned out to be built 6 900 years earlier, with the help of mammoths.

(Movie: 10 000 BC)

THE START OF MANKIND

Conspiracy theorists believe that a giant black monolith could be linked to mankind’s first technologies. Where did it come from? How did it work? Nobody knows.

(Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Warner Bros)

THE START OF MANKIND

Conspiracy theorists believe that a giant black monolith could be linked to mankind’s first technologies. Where did it come from? How did it work? Nobody knows.

(Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Warner Bros)


CREATION OF PLANET EARTH

A bunch of white giants, who look like the statue of liberty mixed with Elvis, decided to create life on planet earth. The origin or motives of these so called “Engineers” are quite blurry, but they were apparently pretty pissed off by the result later on.

(Movie: Prometheus, 20th Century Fox)


CREATION OF PLANET EARTH

A bunch of white giants, who look like the statue of liberty mixed with Elvis, decided to create life on planet earth. The origin or motives of these so called “Engineers” are quite blurry, but they were apparently pretty pissed off by the result later on.

(Movie: Prometheus, 20th Century Fox)

Welcome

The goal of this blog is pretty simple:  We’re looking at every major historical event that only happened in movies as if they were real. If Hitler got shot in the face in Inglourious Basterds, that’s the version of history that we show here.